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Dear Anti-Semite

4/24/2010

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Dear Anti-Semite,
With the Haiti disaster and the brave Israeli efforts to help the victims by building the best (and only) real field hospital in Haiti equipped with real, professional surgical equipment, you have an opportunity for a new blood libel, claiming that Jews have come to Haiti in order to harvest human organs from sick and dying people.
With the recent vote on Ben Bernanke’s re-nomination for Fed Chairman, you, dear Anti-Semite, have an opportunity to blame him for the present economic recession, which he pulled away from the brink of another Great Depression. You can blame him, then generalize to all Jews, for causing the sub-prime crisis, and the following meltdown of all shadow banking institutions, including your 401K.
With Iran’s progress toward the making of a nuclear bomb, you can blame Albert Einstein for discovering the fact that mass (Uranium, in this particular case) can be converted to (nuclear) Energy. You can blame Oppenheimer for transforming that theory into a Manhattan project, then you can generalize to all Jews. It must be their fault that Iran is on the verge of a Nuclear bomb. Without these damn Jews—Einstein and Oppenheimer— and their science, there would have been no problem with Iran.
With the latest Bin Laden’s tape, blaming the US support of Israel as the reason for 9/11, you, my dear anti-Semite, can quote bin Laden. You can make him your new prophet from hell, then blame the Jews for Saddam’s invasion of Kuwait, Sudan’s genocidal war in Darfur, Hezbollah’s bombing of the American embassy in Beirut, Somali piracy, and the rotten cheese in your refrigerator.
If you want more ideas, check the Koran. It is filled with all kind of goodies that turns you on before you masturbate on a picture of your bonehead.
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